Oh, Christmas Tree...

Hi to all my blog buddies... I almost hate to admit it but I am starting to miss working with all the Elves in Harrisburg (I am quite sure they miss working with the "Talent"). Oh, and for those who are keeping track of things for me we had no kids today and no dogs, kind of slow, but I am sure it will pickup and I'll let you all know...

I talked with a friend of mine who did a Mall in California and he did about 11,000 pictures. We in PA were not far off, just a few hundred behind. Way to go Elves, and to me (the Big Guy). For the first year doing it big for BPS in Harrisburg we did great by all standards. We had a increase in first time shoppers in the door (Great thing!), almost 100 Dogs (another great thing) and they will come back for sure, and well over 10,000 photos taken. From what I have been seeing in different Santa's web pages we are right in the pack with Malls, Shopping Centers, and large Department Stores. Plus we are the only ones from what I have been hearing that did a free picture. I am sure I will hear more in the weeks to come, and if it news I'll pass it on.

The only alarming thing I have been hearing is that a national poll was taken, and places are thinking about going with fake bearded Santa's again (because anybody can put it on) next season to cut on pay (Now Elves we have experience in this, what do you think?? What do you think of Court, Cindi, or Berry being Santa?). Here is my thought, if you go with a Natural Bearded Santa then next year with a fake, people will figure it out and you will loose all you gained this year(because they are mad).

Now to the photos and title, the photos are of Santa's tree in his living room (one with and without the flash).

Let me know what you think,

Santa Joe

Starting a Little R & R - YEAH!

Today was a much needed day of REST and RELAXATION.

Santa hunkered down on the couch and napped mostly...it was wonderful! The 49 days in Harrisburg, and the many deliveries have caught up with Santa.

I am starting to almost feel like the Post Office - but more reliable - and you never hear anybody going "Santa" do you? (Do you get it, Cindi?) I think I am glad I'm back at the Pole...yet again, you never know when you can hear "Looky looky, look what I have." (I still hear that in my sleep; but not as much as that BELL.) And with a big thumbs up, we found out a particular Elf does have hair (blonde and all).

OK, I know Santa is to be neutral, but I have to say GO VIKINGS !

So with much tiredness I say goodnight. Mrs. Claus and I are going to watch LadyHawk.

Santa Joe

As the blog starts to slow down.

Hello to you all.

As I said yesterday, today I will talk about the Elves and the workshops. I'll start with the easy one...the Workshops.

OK, first off Santa can not make all the toys needed by himself. So he has Elves that do the majority of the work. I also hire out the items we cannot make, but that's not much. Yes, we do take a vacation each year. We shut everything down for the month of January. But the naughty and nice list is active all year long.

I was asked almost every day how I know what's going on? Well, I have helpers everywhere. I send Elves out everyday to see what is going on, even Santa and his look-a-likes go out. I was asked if I or my Elves can see into houses/bedrooms/ bathrooms...and the truthful answer is NO. But like anything else in the world, people talk; and alot. We really try to stay away from gossip, that is why each list is checked sometimes twice just to make sure (and if it is a close call, we always go for the nice list).

Just for the record, the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" has nothing to do with the days BEFORE Christmas; it's about the 12 days AFTER Christmas.

Now to the Elves. I have posted a few pictures of them already, but I do have a picture of the full crew that I will scan in as soon as I can. I had a great bunch with me from the North Pole, I will give you there English first names. Here we go Courtney (photos), Tasha (photos), Berry (everything), Pat (everything), Bob (nuts and kid games), Ralph (kids games), Jean (kid games and nuts), Cindy (nuts and kids games), Cindi (photos), Patty (photos), Juanita (everything), John (kids games), Johnathan (kids games), Erika (everything), Jeremy (photos), Kristen (nuts), Dee (photos), Deb (photos and nuts), Janelle (everything), and the leads - Chris and Troy.

The weather here is colder than I expected from being in Harrisburg, and we are still dealing with the ice storm from last week. All the sidewalks and driving areas are covered with 1/2 of solid ice. We are not expected to be above freezing for a week. Plus we have 12+ inches snow on the ground.

Well to the photo above... This was sent to me from a person who would like to remain anonymous (none of the Elves!). I think it speaks for itself. I also want to Thank the person for the picture; as you can see it was not posed. You are very kind (double click on it to see what is written).

Santa Joe

The day after Christmas

Hi to everybody.... I hope everybody had a wonderful Christmas, and spent some time with loved ones. I know I did after all the packages were delivered, and all the cookies were tasted. We also need to remember the true reason for the season, and give joy for all that entails.

I was asked what my route was for this year. Well I start in Asia and head West (I use the date line and time zones in my favor and I use a Zig Zag flight plan to use the curve of the earth to save time.) The Zig Zag also allows me to stop at the North Pole to re-supply as needed. I try to hit the East coast of North America by 2300 (11pm), and I end in Guam (just west of Hawaii) just before sunrise. (As a reminder, not every country celebrates Christmas on the same day. A couple celebrate on December 27, and a few European countries celebrate in early January.) Don't worry, Santa has it all figured out.

I was also asked if I needed a Passport to go all over the world, the easy answer is Nope (I used my Bass Pass), just as the President of the USA, and the Pope do not need one. The reason they do not is because of who they are, what they wear, and what they fly around in. I get the same privilege each year after filing my flight plans (Santa has to follow the rules too).

I want everybody to know that here at the North Pole we are into recycling so nothing goes to waste. I say this because as of today we recycle the naughty and nice lists. So everybody starts fresh and clean...but new reports are coming in already.

Tomorrow I will talk about the Elves and workshops here at the Pole.

Santa still has Reindeer lag, so I better get some rest.

Off to bed now,

Santa Joe

Santa did it!

Hi to you all. I am going to let my special guest blog for tonight as Santa is just plain tired out. Don't worry, however, I'll be back tomorrow. Now help me give a big Santa Welcome to Mrs. Claus...

Hello everyone! I am pleased to let you know that at the close of Christmas tonight, Santa has arrived safely back home at the North Pole and is happily sitting in his recliner with his feet up. (According to him, his "dogs" are barkin.) It's so good to have him home again!

Just in case anyone is wondering, all packages were delivered according to plan and tomorrow starts the new "naughty or nice" list. Santa did find time to bring a special gift home to Mrs. Claus as well...I was so surprised, and thrilled. He knew exactly what would warm my heart. As you all know, Santa's the BEST!

I've seen pictures of Santa's brother, Barry. Santa feels really bad that he did not have the chance to say "good-bye" before he left...

Thanks to everyone who came to see Santa this year, and all the well wishers to the both of us during this busy season...you have been a huge blessing to us! I want to give a special Thank You to all of the Elves. You guys were awesome! From what I've seen in pictures, and what I've heard from the big guy, you took really good care of my Santa.... Even when Santa got squirrelly (which I'm SURE he did), you kept him on task with the children. Way to go! That's not always an easy thing to do...

I also want to give a very special thank you to Zoohiur. When looking back at all of the new friends Santa made this season, you stand out in Mrs. Claus' mind as someone who is exceptional. I hope our paths cross and I have the opportunity to give you a big Mrs. Claus hug. Your kindness to Santa warms my heart!

May you all have a blessed new year and remain on Santa's "nice" list!

Mrs. C

And I'm done, at BPS

Hello to you all. I have just a few minutes in between deliveries and I want to get everybody updated. Today we had 128 little ones come through, that will give us a grand total for all days in Harrisburg of 10,345. We had no dogs today.

I would like to thank my trusty Elves for all their help. We had Elves that took picture's (ones to snap the pictures and ones to process the pictures), Elves that made roasted nuts, Elves that helped out and colored with kids, Elves that kept order in Santa Wonderland, and Elves that kept everybody happy and did breaks. Each one did their job well while here. I should also say thanks to the 2 lead Elves - Chris and Troy (their English names).

While we had a quiet day for our last day in Harrisburg PA, there was also some nervousness for what Christmas will bring. I am sure Santa will get the blame for a lot of missed toys and gifts, and that is OK with me. I told each child that Santa will do his best and I never promised anything. Santa will get the blame, even though there are many factors beyond my control. But as Santa I will happily take the blame. Mom and Dad can take credit for all that goes well, and Santa will be back next year to take the blame for all that was sad. But each time Santa arrives it brings a renewed hope to the children, (and the kids at heart) that things will be filled with joy and happiness, and a kind of love only Santa can bring.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, no matter where he is tonight. Tomorrow a special guest will be part of my blog...

Sweet Dreams,

Santa Joe

Now soon to be one... But not gone...

Hello to all you happy blog followers. Is everyone sitting down??? Court, I said sit. Hey Greta, that means you too... That's OK, I'll wait....................

Today we had 245 people through Santa's Wonderland; and yes, Mary, that means we are over 10,000 photos taken. Libby, go wake your mother! Hey Vicki, that means I need some Bengay rubbed on my...OK wait, let's make that Cheryl...and I'll tell her myself! Tasha, stop talking about Santa that way...

Yes 10000 photos taken are a lot of photos, and a heck of a lot of people on my lap. That number does NOT include the people who just want to chat, talk, walk by, say a couple of things, or take their own pictures of Santa. (Heck, with the free one, there must be a catch. If all of those were added in, I would definitely need an appointment with Volker.) If the "Talent" had to guess, it would be 60-65% more. I think I just might go with Elf Cindi and go Postal! I don't mean "mail myself," I don't want to get lost ...................(See, I told you I would work it in.)

Today we had a record number of dogs - a Maltese, a Mexican Hairless (cute in a ugly sort of way), 3 Black Labs (at different times), 4 Yellow Labs (as said before), a Golden Retriever, a Pug, a Chocolate Lab, a Labradoodle (hey, I don't make this stuff up), a Poodle, and a Yorkie.

Santa had to be a hard guy again today. We had 3-4 dogs that just "loved each other" jumping, barking, yipping, snapping and playing at the entrance of Santa's Wonderland. I asked the owners to have them all leave the area by different routes. They asked why and I said I did not want a kid to get bit by accident. They stayed another 10 minutes or so. Pretty bad when some dogs are smarter than their owners.

OK, now to the picture. That is Bobby. He went with me to New York and brought me home on the way back. This guy is something else! He works at Bass Pro in Harrisburg, is a Volunteer Fireman in town, is a worldwide expert on Fly fishing, an expert at fishing, he and/or his dad have Fly fished in every country possible to do so in, has written or co-written with is dad 4 books, and has lectured all over the world (including Minnesota and Wisconsin) on fishing. Plus, the most impressive thing is that he puts on a Santa Suit and fills in for the "Talent" when Santa needs a break. Wild, to say the least!

Now to tie in the title. No, this is not going to be the end of my blog. I will keep everybody up to speed for a week or two.

Well, I'd better head off to bed. Christmas Eve is here!

Santa Joe

And then there were Two

That's right my little blogies, I will starting the appointed rounds in just two more days. Plus I will be home in three days for the season.

Today we had 282 kids through Santa's Wonderland. We only had 1 dog today, it was a 17-month old Golden Retriever. So, we had a good number but a slower day. On Tuesday the kids should be out of school, and then let the fun begin. Oh, my back!

Well kids, Santa will be at BPS for only a couple more days, so don't miss out...

With that said, I am going to hit the sheets early,

Santa Joe

Oh! That was my back!

OK, lets get one thing straight. Santa is a "Jolly Old Elf" with the emphasis on OLD (no jokes please). Court, be nice! More on that later.

Now to the meat of the "why" we are here... Today we had a short shift and did 422 photos. (Thanks, Bobby - he's Santa's relief). I will need to post a photo of Bobby with a short Bio., because you will NOT believe it. (I need his OK first.) Today we also had a couple of dogs - a Pug pup, a beautiful Golden Lab, and a dog the owner said was too valuable for me to hold (Santa thinks that's not possible).

Oh man, we had a screamer today! I heard that little girl long before she was near me (Cindi Elf scared her, I think). Anyway, mom wanted a picture no matter what... Well, the little darling let out a high-pitched scream that I believe only a dog could hear and ME. (Mom did not; that I am sure of.) I said NO WAY am I going to hold her, mom gave me a dirty look, and said she would hold her next to me. I did not like that idea, but I also knew mom would not let it go. So I stayed in my chair, and very deliberately plugged my left ear. What do you think happened Ollie???

You guessed it! It did no good and the high-pitched shrill went through Santa like a warm knife through warm butter. I jumped to the right and almost tipped the chair over. Well, we kept at it and with both ears covered and people laughing, she gave up... I don't know if I ever said this before, but I will NEVER understand that stuff.

OK, now to finish my thought from above... I usually don't pick up large children, but Santa was accommodating and hurt his upper back. I did as I normally do and used my leg, but to steady him I used my body also... Thankfully Christmas is almost here.

Oh, and Yes, do say "Merry Christmas" to everybody (none of the "happy holidays" stuff). So with that in your ears, Santa would like a NAP.

See you in the daylight,

Santa Joe

Man I can't believe it...

Hello to you all in Santa's WonderBlog. So here's the good news - Christmas is almost upon us! The bad news is I am getting swamped each day (not bad for BPS, just my muscles and back). Today we saw 618 people through Santa's 5300 sq ft of Wonderland. That number puts us over 9000, which means 10000+ is in reach. Santa needs a raise, and soon. lol We still have 4 Santa days to go (my back hurts just thinking about it). Plus we had an American Beagle and an English Beagle (I did not know they were so different but the same), 2 Greyhounds (I did not know they cannot sit), and a super scared mutt (who did not come within 10 feet of me).

How's this for a plan gone bust? I was told that a family from Virginia was driving up to see Santa. They are driving 320 miles one way (4 hours minimum) just to see Santa. The weird part is they passed at least 2 BPS on their way here, but were coming expressly to see the "Talent." They were told I would be on lunch from 3:30 - 4:30, but would be available the rest of the time. So I hurried down to be back by the appointed hour...and they showed up a couple of hours later. I knew it was them because when mom and dad brought the kids to see me, the kids flipped out and would have nothing to do with me. (Trust Santa when I say they tried and failed.) The mom said, "We drove all this way to see just this Santa, and now you don't even talk to him?" to her kids. I told the mom they should walk around the store a bit and show the kids the fish and all the different animals then come back. I don't even remember seeing them come back, and I left just after 9pm (closing time). I hope they come back.

Well it's time for Santa to get some much needed extra rest,



Sweet Slumber,



Santa Joe

Tis the Last Friday.

Hello to you... Today we had 251 people through Santa's Wonderland. We also had some dog's. There was a Chocolate Lab pup, an American Pointer, a Jack Russel Terrier, a Black Lab, a Rottweiler, and an Alaskan Husky (with the blue rings around her eyes).

Today was a really odd day to say the least. The rain today was a down pour to put it nicely! It started at 8 am and ended around 7 pm. The rain was so loud in the break area that people could not hear each other talk. When the rain was at it's worst, the store was busy (which is good) and when the weather cleared so people could go shopping it slowed down (not so good). Today we saw a lot more infants for some reason than we normally do. Plus the biggie, the computer photo system worked all day (usually there is some issue). Even the Elves were a bit on the odd side. Santa was the only true normal one in the area!

Here's something to give us all some hope. Near the end of the day a group of 5 Teens (4 boys and 1 girl) came in to see the "Talent." As they all piled in for the picture with me, Santa was gone from view. Elf Cindi (the one kids keep asking for) noticed that all you could see of the "Talent" was his lower legs and his super cool boots...the rest was gone. Well, due to her expert training, she sprang into action and dug through the kids to make a breathing hole for Santa. (That's NOT the HOPE part yet.) So after saving the "Dude in the Red Suit," and the picture, the teens all went to the coloring table to color. Soon after I heard singing (I thought ???) So being the kind and Normal one, I walked toward the singing and found the teens coloring and singing Christmas songs. I joined them for a few seconds, then noticed they all did better (harmony) with out my wonderful and clear voice. They continued for almost 30 minutes. That gives me (and should you) some hope for a better tomorrow. (Plus, their coloring was pretty good.)

Time to sing the night, night song,

Santa Joe

Extra Special Guest Arrives.

Hello to you all, and even my Elves. OK let's get one thing straight from the start. I never said I hated my Elves' cookies... I said they were a little flour-y (too much flour), but Santa liked them and ate them in front of one of them. I even told her I liked them, which I did. Trust me, I know my cookies. I hope this ends the debate; I would hate to be involved in the next "Cookie-gate" investigation (I don't have time for all the hearings). Amen!

Now on to the important stuff. We had 266 people through Santa's place. I was asked if we would get to 10,000 photos. I don't think it is possible, but 9000 is. (I really hope 10 grand is not possible!) But I have been wrong before. Today was a good day from the start with 2 dogs waiting for Santa right off the bat. We had the following Pooch's: a Black Lab, Golden Retriever, Yellow Lab pup, an older Cocker Spaniel, an Australian Blue Horse Herder (yes it herds horses), and a Border Collie pup. I wonder just how many dogs we've seen?

Today we all had a great and privileged surprise - a visit from Grandma Claus! This wonderful elderly lady came to see Santa and the Elves in full costume. It was beautiful - her shoes were from 1927, and her cap, dress and cape were all hand made. She told me she was Mrs. Claus for many years, but gave it up due to all it entails. She put her outfit on today because she saw me in the Mall each day and said she liked how I carried myself, and how I looked. (I am NOT allowed to wear my Suit in the mall at all.) I go to the mall daily for something to eat before I start seeing kids at BPS. She even gave me a candy bar to start my day.

Between Grandma Claus, and the 2 dogs, how can you have a bad start to your day?! Bless her heart.

See kids, you NEVER know who will report in to Santa on how things are going out there.

Night,

Santa Joe

First there's #1, now #2...

Hello to you all, did you miss me? I did not go anywhere, but I thought I would ask. Today we had a number of dogs in Santa's Wonderland. We had a Jack Russel Terrier pup (7 weeks), 3 different Shitsu's, a Beagle (Snoopy Dog), a Golden Lab, a Black Lab and a Yellow Lab (are we in a hunting area or what?).

We also had 256 people through Santa's Big Chair. I am please to announce that we are now over 8000 photo's taken of Santa. I would like to thank my Elves, because if they did not push the camera button it would not be possible for this to happen.

Today was odd to say the least! We had a person cuss in the area of Santa's Chair (I was appalled), I had a kid slap their father at Santa's Chair, and I had a child call their mother a B.... at my Chair. I could not believe the lady saying a cuss word at my Chair and I let my bewilderment be known. For the child slapping their own Father...I just told the kid, "We don't hit Daddy in front of Santa." (Dad did not say much). When the kid called his Mother a B...., I could do nothing, because I could not believe it.

I don't know what was in the air today, but I hope what you see above does not happen again.

Now to the title, we had one of the Shitsu's go #2 and just miss Santa. The dog made 4 piles and the owner said it was the dog before theirs (Sorry, but Nope). There was one at the start of Santa's area, two in front of the area Santa sits, and one kind of next to Santa's Chair. After we cleaned it up, I had my Red Suit inspected by 2 of the Elves and I was not soiled in anyway. But it was close.

I am looking forward to a good day tomorrow. Time for Slumber.

Santa Joe

Well, I guess, the wee wee just had to happen.

Hi to you all.... Today was a very long day for Santa, his illness (CFS) flared up today and due to the stress, I don't think it will be much fun for awhile. I need rest more than anything right now. But as you all know I am almost at the end of the season, and then I fly off to do my appointed rounds. (Heavens! I'm starting to sound like the post office.) I am looking forward to Sunday...which is a short day for me.

Hey we had a couple that eloped and had their first wedding picture (as a couple) with the "Talent." It was exciting to be a part of it. What a remembrance for them, getting married and meeting me (plus a free photo)!

Today in the mall it was "pet photo day" (with Santa). It only cost 20 bucks. Of course, Santa would not hold them for that price...

Today we had a few dogs through Santa's Wonderland. We had a Shar Pei (looks like a well built German Shepard), a miniature long-haired Dachshund, a Yorkie, and a Pug. We also had 79 people through the big guy's chair. The weather, I feel, played a roll. It is terrible here today with the cold, the rain, and the heavy snow just to name a few.

Now about the title...The Shar Pei missed Santa by about 3-4 feet tonight. He first tried to go wee wee on the fake tree (which is wired). That would of been shocking?! The owner stopped that, but the dog just had to go and the carpet in front of me was next, so there it went. (The owner proceded to grab the dog's crotch to make it stop. Ishy!) Then the owner put the dog on my LAP. Santa thought he was done in for sure, so I grabbed the dog's rear legs and squeezed them together so I would have some sort of chance. Well, I made it out un-soiled. Yeah!

Now think of that when you go to bed tonight. Nightie night.

Santa Joe

How Old and How Young ?

Hello all my Bloggies, I trust you're all doing well. I hear there is a lot of snow and cold up on the home front. Santa's home base was -36 degrees and had an ice storm which left 1/2 inch of ice on everything... Today in Harrisburg it is a cold 55 degrees. Now don't you feel bad for Santa?

Today was the start of the long days at BPS. So we had a count of 343 people through the "Dude in the Red Suit's" Wonderland. (You all thought I was going to say something else, didn't you.) Plus we had the following dog's: a HooPoo (an assistance certified dog), an Irish Setter, a Golden Lab, and a hairy thing I could not figure out. I will have long days 'til Christmas Eve (except this coming Sunday). I hope you all keep Santa, Mrs. Claus, and his Elves in your prayers.

Santa told you yesterday that two Elves were baking cookies. Well, I did not see any so the nice weather must have changed their minds (it's not nice to mess with Santa). I have been asked to describe some of my Elves to you, so I will pick one or two throughout the weeks ahead to tell you about. The first one I worked with tonight and she has...lets say...really big hair (what else would I say?) and she just had 12 or so inches chopped off for Locks of Love. Plus (and I have proof) I have had this Elf sold off three times now. That's correct, some child has asked for this particular Elf 3 times for Christmas (she thought Santa was full of something the last time it happened). As you all know Santa does not sell his Elves; rent maybe, but never sells....! She also handles all of my mail...

I had a rather disturbing kid in today. She was about 10-12 yrs old and after the picture I asked her what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that she did not believe in Christmas, and we are all nuts to believe in something sooo stupid. I asked her why she came today then? She said, "Hell! For the free picture." I told her how sorry I was that she could not believe in something so magical, and I wished her a "happy day." That is just very sad! I wish I could have talked with her to find out why, but it was not possible... Again it's so very SAD!

Happy dreams to you all,

Santa Joe

Santa wins again.

Hello to all.... Today Santa said hello to the following dogs: 3 German Shepard's (all at one time), 2 Basset Hounds - an adult and a 3-month old (I held the 3-month old), a Toy Poodle, and a Golden Lab.

We also had 443 people come through Santa's Lap. I had the privilege of holding and calming a young mentally/physically challenged teenager. Her parents advised me not to do it due to her being kind of wild, but I was willing to take the chance. The father placed the teen in my lap, and after a very short twisting and turning she calmed down. I talked to her calmly and she settled down (people forget that I am warm and soft, and the "Talent" after all). The parents asked for a picture, and shortly afterward they had her back in her modified wheelchair.

With the longer days now in full swing it is nice that Santa has a bunch of Elves that like to have fun just like Santa. With the long shifts you need to do things to catch people off guard, surprise them, get a smile from the workers (and usually the public watching). I said yesterday that you need to pick the kids you mess with carefully...and it is true when you use them in the jokes. I have not found a kid that did not like to go along with a fun thing as long as it was short. More on this another day.

Today I had a surprise from the Elf that looks like she has no hair. She slipped off her hat to show me she did have short hair after all. Plus it was a tad longer than a Marine's. The Elves are getting together to make cookies, I hope they remember Santa.

Well 6am is coming earlier these days, so I'm off to the land of slumber.

Santa Joe

And so it begins, To the end.

Today we had a real light day. We only did 649 kids through Santa's Wonderland. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa and he's at BPS... Plus I have the sore rear to prove it.

We also had some dogs come through - a Yorkie, pure bread Hungarian St. Bernard (beautiful thick white and black coat - and no Brandy), a Chocolate Pointer, a Cocker Spaniel pup, and a basic mutt.

I had a rather large man (no joke) ask to sit in my chair and Santa sit on his lap (he had his daughter ask - the big chicken). Of course I said sure. Everybody sure had a good laugh. But the elves forgot to print Santa a picture......

Today from 12-5pm we sponsored a reindeer candy cane free to anybody. They were really cute (the ones I saw), we will do it again Sunday. Each weekend we sponsor some kind of craft. Next weekend is cookie decorating for the big day. Last week was my favorite Santa bobbers.

Santa did not sleep well last night at all, so I did not do well in the AM at BPS, but was better in the afternoon. In the evening I started to yawn and shut down, so I started to mess with the kids and that perked things up. Besides it is fun, and the kids like it (you have to pick the kids carefully).

I have commented on yelling and crying kids I think enough (but I reserve the right to rekindle), but today I want to try to explain the art of asking a question to a kid. I ask each kid the easy question, "What would you like for Christmas?" The most common answer is, "aummmmmm" and "AAAAAAA." I think 80% of the kids are stressed and just plain forget. It is cute mostly because you can see the brain wheels turning and just sending up smoke. I ask the boys if they would like a dress and a Barbie, and the girls a truck and a superman outfit.... They usually laugh and say loudly "NO," but it jogs the brain most of the time. For those just plain stuck, I start making gender specific items....baby dolls for small girls, trucks for boys, and it changes with the ages.

One thing I really try to do is make an "out" for parents. What I mean is most kids hit with a long list of items (teens, sometimes younger) that totals to a grand or better. I look at the parents and they are pale, shaking their head no. So I always try to get the kids to give a cheaper list, or I just tell them flat out that they will get something but no way all, and I always get a smile from the parent's approval.... Money is tight all over. Plus then Santa is the heavy; not Mom or Dad.

I work longer shifts until Christmas eve, please pray for Santa he will need it.

Santa Joe

The Rain Stopped, Thank you!

Well the rain stopped and the sun came out for awhile!

We had 160 little wonders in Santa's Wonderland today. We also had the following dogs: an American Boxer, 2 Pink-nosed Rottweiler pups, and a fluffy She-poo.... We also had a visit from a large Black Lab that is coming back with it's buddy another day.

Saturday starts the week and a half of loooooong days; but it also shows the nearing of the end of the Christmas season.

OK, now for the answers to the questions from yesterday. 1) Yes she has hair, it is shorter than a Marine, but it's there, and 2) no, she does not have 7 kids; she has 8. Ok, there are only 2, but it's fun to mess with her.

Now to the pictures on this blog. We have 3 - the first is Zoohiur my cabbie 97% of the time, second is me taking a break , the third is the "set" of the mall Santa (when you have the picture taken you see the chair, Santa, and whoever is on his lap only).

Have a great night,

Santa Joe

SHUT IT OFF ALREADY !!

How does that song go..... Rain, rain go away come again another day (and make it after Christmas). It has been pouring here in Harrisburg, PA all day and the amount...not kidding...is over 2 inches since 8am. I want to build a boat or some pontoons for my Santa's buggy. This is nuts! But being Santa I need to see a silver lining, so here it is; if it was snow it would be at least 8 inches and still coming...

Santa like snow better than rain, because rain messes with Santa's doo.

OK, on to the important stuff. We had 125 little darlings in Santa's Wonderland. We had NO pets (mostly due to the rain). Also for those keeping track, that puts us over 6000 photos taken. Now remember yesterday...I take my numbers off the computer counter of actual photos taken for downloading. I do not know were the BPS gets their numbers, but its higher than mine.

Today was a basic normal day. We had the criers, kickers, round butts, head bangers, and just plain deer in the headlights look. But again we have the great kids that are really excited to see Santa. They run to me, jump in my lap, smile like crazy, and my favorite...the hugger's. Now something to think about, these kids are generally in the same age group - 4 months to 4 years old.

As you can see, I have some pictures today. The first one is of me with a cute kid, and the other are 2 of my Elves. Questions from Santa: 1) with the Elf on the left, does she have hair? and 2) does the Elf on the right look like she has 7 kids?? Please let the Talent know what you think, the answers are due tomorrow....

Night, night,

Santa Joe

Why do people toot on the "Talent"?

Today we had 124 little wonders on Santa's lap. We also had a Corgi, a Belgian Shepard, a Black Lab, a Boarder Collie, and a Golden Retriever. Now BPS and I do not have the same numbers, but I take mine off the photo computer each night so I say the Dude is correct. I don't know how they arrive at their numbers (their #s are higher, however, so that's better for me).

We had very nice weather today, it was almost 50 degrees but we had rain on and off . People are freaking out because they are predicting snow with a possibility of 1 inch, maybe 1-1/2. They think the world is going to end, but the weather forecast shows 40-45 degrees on the weekend. I think they would be in for a rude awaking at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus tells me due to all the work going on, she almost had to use the blower...but a few elves got to it first.

I want to say welcome back to one of our senior elves, Gerry, who has been out for awhile. Welcome back (and get to work) we missed you.

Now about the title. What is it with tooting on the "Talent?" It happens EVERY day. Today I tried to keep track, and in the first hour 6 out of 15 tooted on Santa. Now I understand that with the excitement and anxiety to meet Santa, sometimes a person could get nervous. But to toot and say nothing (like I can't feel it)? Now Santa can understand and forgive infants, but toddlers to lower teens...come on. The first one today was a small infant and I had my hand under her behind. I got blasted, then told mom that maybe she should check her out because she could have a full diaper. But the next one was about 12 yrs old and he ripped a couple and just kept asking Santa for about a grand worth of goodies... I think he will get a case of Bean-o! I almost felt like airing out my Suit after a couple of them... Ugh, and yes, I forgive them all...(?)

Well Santa has to go because he has an appointment with the Sandman,



Santa Joe

And they checked out the "Talent"

Santa wants a new gun...a Henry Big Boy.

OK, today we had 74 people seeing Santa. We also had a Fox Hound, Basset Hound, Chocolate Lab, and a dog breed I wanted to remember but can't. The dog is the size of a small Lab, but it has longer hair AND does not shed at all. Only 1 of 3 breeds. Santa feels special.

Today was, well, an odd day at best. First off one of the elves requested that if possible we all pray for her mother in Oklahoma who is dying...but that she does not die before she can get home in January to see her. Santa will do his best.

Today was another day for criers and parents laughing (Santa will never understand this). I had one set of kids that is a perfect example. The parents put these 2 toddlers on my lap (after first prying them off of themselves.) The mom almost had her shirt ripped off by one of them trying to hang on (This clued me in that I was in for trouble). Well, the kids drooped and scooted backwards and then went NUTS (not hitting or kicking)! They started to cry, arms outstretched screaming for mom and dad, and for the first time screeching. I looked at mom and dad and they stood there so proud, laughing at the kids.

Now about the screeching. Think nails on a chalkboard x 10! I thought the windows might shatter. The parents finally came over and took the kids saying, "Man, that was fun for the kids!" They just said it was cute and soooo funny. In the meantime, the rest of us took Advil or Motrin.

Now to the title of the blog for today.... The Mall Santa's worker came in to BPS to see the "Talent" at work. He was offered to have a picture taken, but turned it down. They just wanted to see Santa at work. At least they did not offer me a job like last time I saw them (kind of tacky)! The Mall Santa and workers are employees of Cherryhill Photo out of California. We have Mall employees in all the time.

Well, its time for Santa to fluff his beard.



Santa Joe

Monday, Monday is the day after Sunday...

Santa is so wise....

Anyhow, today we had 124 little kids who sat on Santa's lap - that's 31 kids an hour. I was told by BPS staff we are over 7000 pictures (before today's count). We are number 1 in our region and for the company. We had some more doggies. There were reps from the following breeds: Black Lab (2), Bishione, Corgi, Bloodhound, a assistance dog in training (Lab mix), and 2 dogs that I have no idea what they were...but I will find out. No cats or other 4 legged friends to date. (Santa does not accept snakes). Santa did have to make a command decision, I did kick out 2 dogs that liked to fight and snap at each other. Safety First...right, Joe C.

I also found out more about our draw area. We are drawing people from MA, NY, NJ, RI, PA, MD, DE, MN, NP and from the D.C. area. That's a huge draw area! Now to set your mind at ease, they are all not coming to see me (I think).

I saw Air Force 1 and their 2 following helicopters yesterday. I guess they are here often. But they did not come to see the "Talent." Reason unknown.

I don't know what's in the water around here but for the first 2 hours the kids were almost all screamers...The parents loved it for some reason, and you should watch them laugh. (Pay back may be necessary.)

Hey, a big shout out to my Bro Elf Barry. He be the dude.

Good night to all, and to all a good night!

Santa Joe

And I thought Sundays were slow?

Hello to all my followers.

Today Santa had 274 people through his lap - and today was a short shift. (That figures to be 55 kids an hour.) No wonder I'm tired out. I also had some dogs. Lets see if I can remember...we had a black Lab, Chocolate Lab, 2 Pomeranians, an American Bull dog, a Pointer, and a German Shepard pup.

I had a long line all day except the last 10-15 minutes. I only took 2 short breaks (the "Talent" is tired).

Santa had an emotional start to the day at BPS (which really got me worried). The first one was a young boy who came to me and did not want his picture taken, but wanted me to know his father had died 2 days ago. He asked me to pray for his father, and if I want I can get him (the boy) something. I asked him if he needed anything, he said NO, but Santa could tell he needed a big Santa HUG... So I gave him one and I did not let go until I could tell he was ready, which was a bit. I told him I understood and that he would be OK.

So as I was attempting to pull myself together, a little girl came up and asked for 3-4 things and said that I was to give all her gifts to children who would not get any otherwise. I thanked her and said I would do the best I could, then gave her a hug. Well, as you can imagine, Santa had no luck at keeping it together. So I went and had a drink of water, wiped my eyes with my gloves, took a couple of deep breaths, and continued on. Like I said above, I was sure I was in for a long day. But those two were the only "bad ones."

I did have some strange requests, however. One girl about 12-13 asked that she could get her tongue pierced, as well as her upper body (you can guess what 2 places and you would be right). I told her that she was pretty just the was she was. But it was not for her I guess, but for "him." I have only one question. Why?

Santa also had a young boy about the same age as above and he was sure there was no Santa. He plainly said I was some "guy" who was stuffed and lying to people. Well, Santa could tell I had to fix this quick, so I said softly, "What's fake?" He said, "Everything." SOOOO, I opened my coat and showed him no padding (I even let him poke my belly), I let him touch my beard (which he yanked), and I took off my hat and offered my hair for a pull. Luckily he didn't, but with a timid face he said I was real and quickly left.

I keep telling people that if YOU think Santa is real then he is.

Sweet dreams,

Santa Joe

Hey, Who let the kids in?

Well I have the pleasure to tell you that we had our second highest day at 512 people through Santa's wonderful Wonderland. I also believe that tomorrow will be almost as big due to the "Talent" being in the local Sunday paper. The article will also say that we are the only place offering free photo's.... I can almost hear a stampede.

Today we had a larger number of dogs...including 3 Beagle's (Snoopy dogs), 1 Black Lab, an Irish Wolf Hound, a Lab mixed breed, a British Bull dog, and a mutt. I held two of Beagle's at once, and they both turned on Santa at the same time. Yes, you guessed it. Santa got his face washed...If you can't out smart Santa, I guess you lick his face...at least it was not Prancer and Vixen!

Today in Harrisburg at about 3:30 we had snow falling sideways, not a lot by North Pole standards, but it's still snow. Well, people panicked and left work early, buying extra warm gear for the trip home. It is still snowing and we have about 1 inch on everything. I also learned that in PA they do not add sand to their salt for roadway work. I was taught that you need sand for grit and to hold the salt on the road (because wet salt is slippery and will slide off the road). Thank you, Don Hannah, who mixed salt, sand, and wood ashes to treat our roads.

Well the dude in the red suit needs his rest for his adoring public.

Happy trails,


Santa Joe

Who was coming?

Today we had 171 kids in the short shift that I had, and 3 dogs. We had a Poodle, a Poodle wannabe, and a Paris Hilton dogie in a Santa Suit.

I've been saying that we're going to have a person from Boston, MA visit today; and I have to admit I was curious on who it was. So the answer is...I don't know. They never showed. They called 3-4 times this afternoon and kept us updated on their progress. But we waited over an hour and 15 minutes past closing and they did not show. I hope they show up and say HI tomorrow, I will be here all day and night. I hope they are not stuck in the snow.

I still don't understand why people force their kids to sit with Santa. I had a goodie - let's call them "double trouble." I had two kids on my lap at the same time and they both went crazy in sync. It was magic in motion. Now lets do the math. I have 2 arms and 2 legs, and we will assume the digits. OK I used higher math and I come up with 4. The kids have 4 arms and 4 legs, and again we will assume the digits. I come up with 16 things flying my way all at once. I could not move fast enough and was out gunned from the first breath. I was headbutted twice, hit, kicked many times faster than a camera's shutter can fly, with their backs arched, screams of terror, beard pulling, and oh yes, the parents laughing...(what happened to not bruising the "Talent?"). I am Santa, but I needed a friendly Octopus to step in and handle this. I put my legs out and slid the magical wonders down, de-bearded the fingers and pointed them to the parents (who said, "Oh, I thought that might happen.")

Oh do I need to update the lists and review the rules on toy retrievals for parents....OMS

Sweet dreams,

Santa Joe

When it rains, it's wet !

Santa can be so profound sometimes.

We had 65 little lovelies through Santa's lap this fine rainy day. We only had one dog in. It was a Cow Dog. I have to admit I've never seen or heard of one before; it was nice and strong. I think she said it was a cow herding dog. So Santa learned something new today.

We had a full crew today for about 10 minutes, but 2 people were pulled to work in different areas of the store. My buddy, Barry, was one of them. I should tell you all about my Elves sometime. We were talking about ages and I asked how old everyone thought I was (stupid mistake, on the "Talent's" part). Well, let me put it this way...I now have job openings for Elves! Let's see if in my advanced age I can remember...I was told I was in the low 80's, 70's, 65, 57, and 53. After I told them my true age, I don't think they believed the old wise one? I think some Elves will have a warm winter with all the coal they may receive.

Today, for the MOST part, was good. The weather was a cool 45 degrees but we had rain for awhile. I am expecting a busy weekend. I am still wondering who is coming from Boston to see the "Talent," but I am sure I will be impressive (don't know about the Elves though)...

Slide on the ice,


Santa Joe

Oh my bro Barry,

Today we had 103 on Santa's lap. The strange thing is that the majority of them were adults and teens. I was told that some dogs were coming in (don't know how many), but they did not show.

Santa talked yesterday about the distance some people were coming to see me, well here it happens again. I was told by the office manger that a party called from Boston, Massachusetts and wanted an appointment to see Santa. They are traveling 390 miles and it will take at least 6 hours, and parts of 5 states. I also figure they are going by or close to 4 other Bass Pro Shops. They are coming in on Friday. I told the office that there should be no appointment needed, unless they are famous, or a celebrity. Also if they are, they can come before my posted hours, or after the store closes. I understand they saw me on TV, and talked to a friend and they checked me out and said I was the BEST Santa ever. Hey, this is too strange to make up. I'll keep you posted...

Today we had a reporter from CNN, her sister and brother come in and had a picture with Santa. I was told she works out of their Israel branch. (Now they're coming from other country's to see me! NOT! - but you never know.)

The kids were cute, and for some reason they had to whisper in Santa's ear today. Why so many today? I just can't even guess.

Like I have said before, "There is nobody cooler than the dude in the Red Suit."


How true it is,


Santa "the Talent" Joe

I'm Back ?

Hi to you all... Today was very slow. We had 44 people through Santa's Wonderland, a Black Lab that refused to let go of a duck decoy, and a Shepard. We are now over 5000 photos.

I have been finding out some customer information on the people I am seeing. I am pulling in people from up to 5 hours away, and I had a person today who drove 150 miles to see Santa. They say they heard about me through TV and friends. I have to admit it is kind of shocking to hear these kind of things.

I had my picture taken for the Harrisburg newspaper today which will run for Sunday's delivery. The paper is called the Patriot.

Things are going well for Santa and each day brings me closer to the big day.

Keep the faith,

Santa Joe

Hi a day late...

Well as you can see Santa did not Blog yesterday. I was way too tired. We had 170 kids, and 3 different dog types in Santa's Wonderland. We had a German Shepard, Black lab, and 2 Belgian Herding dog's which were Show Dogs here. I will try to find the breed type...it's kind of famous.

Monday is a Holiday in PA due to the opening of both deer and bear season. They also have it that for the first 3 days, you can bag both on 1 tag. So I worked a 9 hour day on Monday, and that figures out to be 19 kids an hour. There were a lot of kids in the store, but Santa must not have been on their list.

Santa's Wonderland had a electrical problem, and was without total power for 2 hours. But as you can guess we are now back to Full Power...

I was interviewed by the local Harrisburg newspaper on Monday when I was on break. I will also be talking with them on Tuesday and have a photo taken for the Sunday paper. I guess they are talking to all the Santa's (Santa's other helpers, as there is only 1) in the area. I will try to get a web address so my fans can check it out.

Tuesday I will be going in for a touch up, so I will look wonderful for the remaining time here.

See you later,

Santa Joe