Well with today's 84 little wonders, we have now taken over 2000 pictures for this one store...and this one lap. (This does not include the camera being down for over a hour either.) We only had 1 dog today; it was a teacup toy Yorkie. Man, was the little ball of fluff cute, and little.
Well, I thought today was the day of the big wipe out! I just started in the big chair and I believe it was the 3rd kid who, when he hit my lap, started tooting. Not once, but 3 times! And he was too old for diapers, so I thought I was one second away from a wipe out. But for those of you placing bets, I am still all clean. The methane does not count.
This cute little girl came up, dad put her in my lap, and approx. 2 seconds later I got a head butt to the nose, her back was arched, and her legs were flying. Now this is NOT the worst one I have had, but I thought she drew blood (but no). Some people say just let her go; however I can't until the parents come and get the child. I have told parents that I will not fight the child, and some children should wait another year to sit with Santa. This is for my protection as well as there's. I am responsible for the little ones from the time they are released into my hands to the time the parents get them. If I just let go, most kids would just flop to the ground with a thud and I am responsible. If you don't believe me, just look at the amount of liability insurance I have to carry.
Tomorrow is my long day - 11 hours - and I expect a large amout of kids if the photo system works as well as it should.
Good night from Santa Joe.
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